I Thought It Was a Kind of Hawaiian Dress...

...but apparently mUmU is a place where scousers go to listen to obscure techno till five in the morning. In fairness it may not be obscure for all I know- Mathias Kaden may be a platnum-selling Fabergé-egg-snorting chart behemoth. Still, I'm assured the tunes'll be good and the craic'll be as near ninety as possible. I'll keep ye's informed.

Now to go about the nightmareish task of finding a printer at seven o'clock on a Saturday in Liverpool. Light a wee candle for me...